Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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