giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I have tasted many bathrooms
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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