My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
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traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
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I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
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