Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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