Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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