You're completely useless in the revolution.
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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