Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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