Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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