What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
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