is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
