A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
How does it feel to date your dad?
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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