oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
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OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
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Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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