Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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