$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
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Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
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And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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