even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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