You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
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I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
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They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
We need to feng shui this bitch.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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