this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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