we're blogging at a bar
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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