Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
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This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
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So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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