She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
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In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
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Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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