I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
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did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
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he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
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