I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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