im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
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So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
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I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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