So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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