Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
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Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
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He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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