Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
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When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
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We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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