I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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