Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
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He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
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A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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