I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
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Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
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Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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