He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
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Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
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i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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