You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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