So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
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Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
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I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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