so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
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No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
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This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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