So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
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