So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
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He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
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Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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