pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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