remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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