Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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