escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
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I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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