Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
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