I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
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What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
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Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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