windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
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He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
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I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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