i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Randomize
