Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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