I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
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Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
just found out that she named her cat after me.
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Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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