I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
sex in a hospital.. check
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
where are my eyebrows?
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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