I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
Randomize