The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
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You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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