Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
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I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
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this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
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