Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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