She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
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I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
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Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
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She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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