how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
Randomize
