He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
