The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
